Hey I went to Düsseldorf for Eurovision. It was great! Loads of bad pop music and excited Europeans, what could go wrong?
Well it did rain, and Azerbaijan won. Also Germany's entry was kind of weak. The Russians had this amazing disco pop thing that had a thumping beat and was sung in appropriately broken Russian-English. The Italians basically took the show with their slinky cabaret style Jazz, which is why I'm glad they at least placed.
Jedward was terrible, this is Jedward:
What the hell Ireland?
Anyway I also spent last weekend in Amsterdam, well just Saturday. Amsterdam is a really nice city that unfortunately has to play host to a bunch of jackass British stag parties. We saw some dutch dudes go down one of the canals in a make ship plank raft. They basically took a giant flat piece of wood and attached a motor to it. They were also drinking heavily. OBVIOUSLY
So yeah also Preußen Münster was a really fun game, can't believe I didn't hit that up more often. Winning soccer for only 7,50? What kind of country is this? Afterwards we got to run onto the field and scream a bunch of things about the team. I can't say I actually knew what we were screaming.